Name: Frank Rossitano
Flavor of Lawyer: Dropout
Location: New York City
Famous Words: My client has no memory of that.
Why He’s Awesome: So wait. His mother convinced him to leave the stable and lucrative field of law and instead pursue a career in comedy/unemployment? She’s either breaking new ground when it comes to the Italian mother stereotype or she predicted the legal job market crash way before the rest of us. But hey, it’s not like Frank needs to finish law school anyway. He already knows the seven most important words in the American judicial system! (All that other stuff about due process and burdens of proof is just filler.)
Want a consult? Find him on 30 Rock.
Every time I’m on my bicycle and getting blocked by some assholes walking four side by side on the side walk I have to restrain myself from shouting this. It would feel so good, but no one would get the reference. :(
30 Rock + TV Tropes
↳ ’Attention Seeker’ with Jenna Maroney:
Whatever the cost, these characters have to be the center of attention. They can resort to behaviour that other people may consider embarrassing or over-the-top, but the Attention Seeker has such blind focus on getting noticed, that they don’t care. It often doesn’t matter if the attention they receive is negative or positive, as long as all eyes are on them.
